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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lego Batman is clearly the actual best Batman.

5 hours ago
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nbchannibal:

fallontonight:

Hugh Dancy and Jimmy compete for best Rob Ford impression.

Hugh Dancy is a very versatile actor.

nbchannibal:

fallontonight:

Hugh Dancy and Jimmy compete for best Rob Ford impression.

Hugh Dancy is a very versatile actor.

7 hours ago
335,520 notes

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

9 hours ago
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19 hours ago
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gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

21 hours ago
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mauridianhallow:

I feel like Susan was the only one asking the real fucking questions

1 day ago
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME → [1/10 celebrity crushes]
Eddie Redmayne

"I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from The Lion King, and it’s a bit weird but various of my ex-girlfriends actually did look like Nala.”
1 day ago
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it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca
my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)
1 day ago
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explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

1 day ago
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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

1 day ago
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adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

adayinthelifeofpeach:

k-lionheart:

eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS

The game is this:
I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:
pineapple juice or lemon juice,
Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,
flat coke or soy sauce,
water or distilled white vinegar,
and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.

I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.

It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!

MUST DO

you people are sick

1 day ago
19,610 notes

get to know me meme — [2/5] favorite tv shows: friends

↳ “ Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, live in a box!”

1 day ago
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  • everyone: are you okay
  • everyone: you look tired
  • everyone: you look upset
  • everyone: you look confused
  • everyone: are you mad at me
  • everyone: what happened to you
  • everyone: are you sick
  • me: IT'S MY FACE